Animals Waiting for Public Transit
Animals Waiting for Public Transit

Now just where are my glasses?

Oh,

There they are.

-Owl’s Conundrum, solved.

The Desolation of Frog
The Desolation of Frog

I can’t see my feet.

-Steve the fish in one of his morning episodes

Let's Get Juicy
Let's Get Juicy

Red, soft, juicy, What is this?

Oh, right,

It’s a strawberry.

Huh.

-Written in a supermarket

Dog Walkin'
Dog Walkin'

When was the last time you pet a dog?

I don’t know.

Maybe you should try it again.

Huh. You might be right. You’ve given me a lot to think about.

-Greg.

Scrape Me Tender
Scrape Me Tender

Timber.

Timber.

Timber.

Timber.

Tim—

Oh well I’ll just leave him there.

-A man who would rather stay anonymous. (Ken Jenkins, Maryhill Rd. Alabama)

Summer Fish Fry
Summer Fish Fry

I always like to imagine that when the fish come home from school they take off their jackets and hats, switch into their beaters and glasses and say, “Hey baby, what’s cooking?” and their partner will say, “the last ten years of my life, Phil, the last ten goddamn years of my life.”

-Dave when he got drunk again

Animals Waiting for Public Transit
The Desolation of Frog
Let's Get Juicy
Dog Walkin'
Scrape Me Tender
Summer Fish Fry
Animals Waiting for Public Transit

Now just where are my glasses?

Oh,

There they are.

-Owl’s Conundrum, solved.

The Desolation of Frog

I can’t see my feet.

-Steve the fish in one of his morning episodes

Let's Get Juicy

Red, soft, juicy, What is this?

Oh, right,

It’s a strawberry.

Huh.

-Written in a supermarket

Dog Walkin'

When was the last time you pet a dog?

I don’t know.

Maybe you should try it again.

Huh. You might be right. You’ve given me a lot to think about.

-Greg.

Scrape Me Tender

Timber.

Timber.

Timber.

Timber.

Tim—

Oh well I’ll just leave him there.

-A man who would rather stay anonymous. (Ken Jenkins, Maryhill Rd. Alabama)

Summer Fish Fry

I always like to imagine that when the fish come home from school they take off their jackets and hats, switch into their beaters and glasses and say, “Hey baby, what’s cooking?” and their partner will say, “the last ten years of my life, Phil, the last ten goddamn years of my life.”

-Dave when he got drunk again

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